Willows v. Daredevil Album Release (Minneapolis, June 23)
- Jason (Daredevil): Peter, thanks for sitting down with me for this interview. It's sort of like a little tea party. I think every interview should have skittles, don't you?
- Peter Miller (We are the Willows): Probably, I do think that.
- J: Let's do this one with our shirts tucked in.
- P: Already there.
- J: Can I offer you a beverage of your choice?
- P: Luke warm water with egg whites?
- J: Ok. Here you are.
- P: Thanks one million times.
- J: So, The Cedar Cultural Center. June 23. Your band. My band. Kalispell band. That will happen.
- P: You bet your bottom dollar it will! I'm going to try to get my Grandma Lindahl there. She brings the party!
- J: Will you play that song Santa Fe at the show? We've got this foot pedal that you could use to switch on sweet vocal reverb at the end if you want.
- P: No we won't because I always just want to sing that "Sante Fe" song from the movie Newsies instead. And it gets real heart breaking after a while.
- J: Somehow I think you could teach me some secrets of chitting the chat. Do you get into that much? Will you teach me your ways?
- P: Well my young grasshopper, first you must master the art of shooting the shit with a chatty cathy or a gift of gab, then you might be able to talk the talk and chit the chat.
- J: Without looking on your Facebook page do you remember how you expressed your religious views there?
- P: Harry Potter+Aslan=Frodo Baggins? That shit's biblical!
- J: Very good!
- P: I was in Awanas as a kid. You know...with the vests...and animal patches...nevermind.
- J: You're a teacher, Peter. What age group do you work with again?
- P: 5 and 6 year olds.
- J: How's that been going lately? I know a teacher who says her kids were really hateful a few weeks back. Do I smell an epidemic?
- P: They're all turning into monsters. Its all them liberals with their hippie feel goodery! JK. Kids are literally the best. So are hippie liberals.
- J: Your professional opinion. Is there such a thing as a dumb question?
- P: There are so many dumb questions. Especially from 5 year olds.
- J: You can sing really high. Much higher than me and I'm dealing with my envy.
- P: Check my religious beliefs bro. What Would Harry Potter-Aslan-Frodo Baggins Do?
- J: I think it must be universal that boys in middle school choirs made jokes about pummeling their (how can I soften the blow?) "nuts" in order to sing the high notes. Same at your school?
- P: I came from a school of thought where if you could sing high, it meant you didn't have any nuts. Pummeling nuts. Owee! But one thing is for sure, there was definitely talk of some kind of monkey business goin' on down there.
- J: So funny. But somehow their intuition was correct, you know? Have you heard of the castrati?
- P: Whoa. He is a king among men, a prince among thieves! Wait...are you tryin' to say I've tampered with my gooseberries?!?!
- J: This interview is getting too long.
- P: Hold on one minute!
- J: Let's end it by you asking me a question.
- P: Have you ever been to Butts, Georgia?
