Caroline v. Daredevil Album Release Show (Eau Claire, June 22)

1. Jason (Daredevil): Let's get this out of the way. Caroline, pretend we have a problem.
2. Caroline Smith (Caroline Smith and the Good Night Sleeps): A problem? As in skunk in barnyard, peeyew? or frogs in the gas tank, boom boom?
3. J: Damn! What are we going to do about that?
4. C: Peeyew and boom boom.
5. J: I don't think that's gonna work.
6. C: suit yourself
7. J: I recently heard you've been listening to soul music. How is your soul feeling or, if that's too personal, do you have a spirit animal?
8. C: My soul is feeling more soulful after soulfully writing some soulful soul tune. My spirit animal is probably a whale because they just get to drift and sing all day. sing and drift.
9. J: What's the best spirit animal you've heard of?
10. C: An alien.
11. J: Are you playing any new songs on June 22 when you open for our album release show at the Grand Little Theater that's by that one walking bridge across the river to old downtown in Eau Claire, WI?
12. C: Yeah, some of our new songs will include "Darkness Darkness", "Animal of Choice", and "San Francisco". These will all be originals that we have written. Yep, 100% authentic Caroline Smith & The Good Night Sleeps material. It will be on our new record coming out June 26th called "The Nature Of Things".
13. J: Awesome.
14. C: I know.
15. J: We'll have a subwoofer at that show. Happy or sad face?
16. C: So happy!! The happiest face! Like I-just-ate-chocolate cake-and-I'm-smiling-with-it-all stuck-in-my-teeth happy face!
17. J: If I asked you to say "Hi" to your band mates would you: do it, say you would then not, or tell me you wouldn't?
18. C: My band and I only talk through music; it's the only form of communication we know. But tonight I will write a guitar solo that delineates me saying hi to them from you. I will call it "me saying hi to them from you".
19. J: What is with people telling someone else to say "Hi" for them?
20. C: Alexander Graham Bell would have something to say on the issue.
21. J: Ok. To wrap up, do you remember that one time when you used that vocal effect to sound like a man?
22. C: yes. it's one of my favorite things to do in the whole world. because if you're a girl singing into the male modulator, for some reason you sound like an old gay black man. I have no idea about the physics behind that, I just know it's a 100% proven and arguable fact.
23. J: jason.
24. C: caroline.